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“ I was too busy
swimming in the memories
to notice the present upstream
I was too busy
remembering what he said to me
to notice my friends screaming to save me
I was too busy
thinking it’d be the same
and thinking it’d never end
that I forgot my friends
who supported me til the end
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Funny stories- Little Johnny

Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a preacher and sat down beside him. Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over, watching the bubbles float through it. The Preacher asked, “What are you doing with that water?” Little Johnny studied the contents of the jar for a moment, then explained, “Preacher, this here is turpentine. It’s the strongest liquid in the world.” The preacher replied, “Son, Holy water is the strongest liquid
in the world. Did you know if you rub a little Holy water on a pregnant woman’s belly, she will pass a baby boy?” Little Johnny thought about this one for a minute, and then remarked, “Nope, this here turpentine is still the strongest because if you rub it on a cat’s ass, it can pass a speeding car!”

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